iPad Fail: Why even waste your hard earned money?

This is more of a rant than anything guys. I (J.D. Langley) and STUDIO85 don’t really enjoy bashing products, but occasionally one comes out that you just have to say something about.

There are so many reasons for people to think first before even considering purchasing an iPad. (Especially if your into anything techy, and need something that will actually bring real productivity to the table)

First, something that has a name that first suggests a much more feminine and intimate product is only the start for what I find (My Humble Opinion)  is an incredibly foolish attempt by Apple… Jobs has made it a point to make any product his company releases look far more important than it really is.

I think it will be the most common device in second-hand electronics stores when people realise it has no real application at all in the real world.

I am just going to keep this simple and let you do the thinking when it comes down to it.

  1. 10 hr battery life. Wow. E-Readers typically see consumer needs of 20-40 hour battery life.
  2. NO USB ports, No SD card slots… Wow… REALLY? So for this self-proclaimed “Middle-of-the-road” device, would you not think that this would be a must to help bridge that gap? If the device is supposed to be a replacement for other devices used for simple tasks, a user should be able to add pictures to it with an SD card or take files off the device with a USB key…  So if you’re thinking of plugging in USB speakers, uploading from your digital camera or using the countless other USB devices out there, tough.  Adapters are going be available, but for a cost… Like usual with Apple. Notice how Steve Jobs glossed over this lack of feature during the release?
  3. Where’s the multitasking? No multi-tasking means that if your reading something on the web, and want to add some notes to your document without closing the browser… NO CAN DO! The original program will need to be shut down to open the other app… Can you imagine the downfall this means when trying to compete in the “netbook” arena?
  4. NO Camera… It might have been nice to Skype your buddies from the iPad but if there is no multitasking you can’t exactly surf and video-chat.
  5. The need to dock with an external keyboard for effective typing. Proves the lack if innovation on Apples part to give us something better to work with for on-screen typing.
  6. It doesn’t support Flash. In other words, users who are browsing and hoping to experience a full web experience, promise to be fully disappointed. This is a huge FAIL in my opinion…
  7. It’s ugly. The bezel surrounding the screen is huge, making the screen seem even smaller than it is. A huge advantage Apple has had is the beauty in their products. I would say its  a loss for them on this design. A quick comparison between the iPad and its competition reveals that some products, especially HP’s Slate, are actually on equal footing, if not better looking than Apple’s iPad.
  8. They have given us a 10″ iPod Touch, without all the features of an iPod touch…  No new screen innovations, and no improved interface technology, and apparently a huge amount of missing features.. In whole, nothing worth investing in.
  9. End result… If I buy an iPad I will still need an iPhone and a laptop to really achieve anything beyond an “Infotainment” result…

I would have to say, after some other conversations with bloggers and reviewers, the iPad fits into the “Mom and Pop” catagory for infotainment devices. This device I am sure will provide hours of fun and entertainment to those that fit into those catagories, but for true hardcore “Techies” and people that are looking to expand their computing abilities with a unit like this, I would say keep looking, keep saving, and invest in something else.

Many thanks goes to Adam Jackson for his input on this article too.

Post was written in the STUDIO85 Creative Services Office, but in no way reflects companies position with apple.


About Studio85 - Modesto Graphic Design
I have a large amount of things I am very passionate about. I will list a few here... I really enjoy everything that has to do with art and design. I enjoy the benefits one recieves when enjoying everything the world around us has to offer. I enjoy helping and giving to others. I support our soldiers and military personnel all over the world. I love to love. God is the real source of my talents and abilities, and the only reason that I can take each day and do something wonderful with it. I enjoy social media to the point where I am being recommended for therapy by my friends. I love Twitter. I am passionate about supporting freedom of speech and the right to bear arms. I am patriotic and political. I love the study of people and persons. I love to enjoy the nature that is set out all over the world. I love long road trips to nowhere. I will one day live on the coast of America. I dislike being stuck in the Central Valley, CA. I enjoy the people that make up the social circle I run in. I really love attending and being part of a good church. I find that family are the people that are there for you no matter what. I enjoy tech, computers, cell phones and multi-media. I like to make a clients face light up as I bring there ideas to life through art and design.

One Response to iPad Fail: Why even waste your hard earned money?

  1. Adam says:

    Sorry dude but it’s not for you..

    You’re a technologist. The iPad is for your mom and aunt. Not you or me. That’s the reality.

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